MECH SEX

What would it take for you to fuck a robot or be fucked by a robot?  Now, I know they have those videos called “Fucking Machines” out there (just Google it and you’ll quickly be educated) where women are “treated” to a dildo at the end of what is essentially a stick thrusted by a blender motor.  Recently, however, Fucking Machines HAS gotten much more sophisticated to the point where they have licking machines, double Dutch machines, etc., but they are still nothing more than crude devices.  I have seen flesh lights for men that have automated rippling effects and dildos for women that would spin like a dreidel inside your cervix, but nothing truly advanced.

 Some advances in robotic technology such as Honda’s ASIMO show promise but are still just a jackoff machine with a Pentium chip in it.  I’d think in order for it to be interesting you’d actually need a MECH machine.  Something that either is fully autonomous or that you can jump into and operate as a vehicle.  That seems like the next evolution in sex after fucking something like a horse or mandingo black guy or me.  To have someone in a giant MECH suit fill you full of chrome plated cock and then bust  10W-30 Valvoline all over your chest would be amazing, I think. 

My only objection to having sex with a MECH would be the possibility of a malfunction.  With your home PC, if you have glitch you may lose your family pictures, it may shut down on you, or your Adobe acrobat  might not work correctly or something like that.  If you’re MECH has a glitch, however, and you’re fucking it…you could have a serious problem.  If you are banging a female MECH it’s vice-like pussy would cut your dick clean off Laurena Bobbit style.  If you are GETTING banged by a MECH you can expect that the 2 foot long steel pipe of a penis will end up rammed into your ribcage via your ass or wherever it’s entering from.  It’d be like doing pull-ups, naked, above a standing broom stick, then losing your grip.  It would be pretty awful but it’d be a fucking amazing way to go, though.  Imagine telling that one at the pearly gates….[Saint Peter] “So, Rusty…why have you come before me at the Gates to Heaven?”   [Rusty Shrew] “Well, you see what happened was…..”

Side note: How kick ass would it be to see two people, each in their own individually operated MECH suits fucking the shit out of eachother.  I wouldn’t even know what to think, It’d blow my mind if I saw that.  Are you supposed to jack off to something like that? Or is that like being in your kitchen and masturbating to the whirring of your blender or climaxing in sync with the popping of your toaster?