REDWINGS. WHO'S THE REAL WINNER?

                                                                          

I have found that men wear it as a badge of honor having performed oral sex on a woman during her period, thus earning the coveted Redwing certification.  Who’s the real winner here though?  The man who performed the act or the women who GOT the man to perform the act?  For men, we don’t have a “special” time of the month for women to claim THEIR badge of honor.  The question is, who should be claiming that badge?  I’m starting to believe that women should be claiming that Redwing badge rather than the men.  They should tattoo it on their inner thigh like they tattooed Nazi or Japanese flags on airplanes during WWII to signify the amount of successful bombing runs.  Women should have it proudly displayed on their inner thigh as to how many men they have dooped into giving them head during their period.  Don’t be ashamed ladies, men may think they have the upper hand and grab ass about it while smoking cigars, but it’s really the women who wear the badge of the Redwings. 

Just a side note: Would vampires be, like, the redwing grand masters?  With additional stars mounted on top of their redwing badges signifying amounts of 5 per extra star?