Alright, I'll make this quick. I've been noticing some serious slacking in urinal etiquette lately. I'm not going to go over all the examples and rules of urinal etiquette as that would take quite awhile. I'm just gonna touch on the basics and some errors I have noticed recently. Starting with the first picture below:1ST PISSER: Always proceeds immediately to the end stall farthest from the door to avoid incoming traffic.
2ND PISSER: It is preferred that they locate to the most distant stall from the other urinal pisser even if it's closest to the door. It is not improper to be where this man is as he is correctly spaced, but it is not preferred.
3RD PISSER: As long as there is equal distant and a stall in between each pisser you are golden (no pun intended).
NO TALKING: Talking is strictly forbidden, in general, but if a moderate light conversation is ABSOLUTELY necessary exceptions can be made for those that are AT LEAST two urinals distance away as to avoid accidental junk viewing. In addition, it interrupts the sanctity of the piss. The bathroom is a fortress of solitude for a man and his concentration should not be broken, especially by a fellow man. His only time at peace is in the bathroom, don't rob him of his peace!
JUNK VIEWING: Obviously this is strictly forbidden. Even in jest this is forbidden as a "pretend-to-view" can quickly and accidentally turn into a "oh shit-my-bad-didn't mean to-is that a wort or a zit?-never mind-view". No one wants that, gay or straight, no one wants that.
ENCOURAGING MOCKING OF OTHERS JUNK:
Not cool! If you are gonna bust on some dudes junk at least do it after you leave the bathroom. Karma is a bitch. Just cause his dick's smaller than a new born chicken's dick, doesn't mean that some mandingo motherfucker won't put YOU to shame next week. Just not good etiquette.
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