So Rawbee and I were talkin’ to some bitches last weekend. I was trying to get a Blow job and Rawbee was trying to get some anal action from this slut he was talkin’ to. They weren’t havin’ it and I was like:
[ME]: Yo, Rawbee let’s beat it these bitches ain’t puttin’ out and I’m trying to break my all time pussy slayin’ record tonight.
[RAWBEE]: You got that right Rusty, this shit’s takin’ too long, let’s bounce.
[ME]: Where we gonna go to get some ass then?
[RAWBEE]: Yo, I just remembered something… there’s this new club that just opened up in the gay district called THE DOUBLE TAKE. We need to go to that shit tonight!
[ME]: Oh hell yeah, I almost forgot that bitches love hanging out with gay guys cause they feel more comfortable and let loose more and shit! That place will be crawlin’ with hoes.
[RAWBEE]: You got that right brotha’. We’ll be like stealth fighters. We pretend that we’re a couple of homos, get up on um’, they get comfortable cause they think we’re gay and then they’ll be getting’ comfortable on this big hetero dick! “ SURPRISE BITCH YOU JUST BEEN UN-GAYED!”
[ME]: Best idea you’ve ever had bro!
THE NEXT MORNING:_________________________________________________
[RAWBEE]: Yo, that club was off the chain last night, son.
[ME]: I know right!
[RAWBEE]: Bro, I can’t believe that whole place was filled with Transvestites! I should have figured it out from the name of the club: THE DOUBLE TAKE. It was like a club full of….full of…..what are those queer ass things in that movie with those queers?
[ME]: Oh snap, you mean those queer ass half horse half man things?
[RAWBEE]: Yeah.
[ME]: Muhfucking Centaurs, bro!
[RAWBEE]: Yeah, yeah but instead of half horse/half man it was like half cock gobbler/half big tittied slut.
[ME]: Yo, I got free drinks all night and I fucked like 6 of em’ in the ass in the bathroom! Man, you gotta get a chick really drunk in a regular bar to go balls deep in her ass, but those homohoes were just takin’ it all night long. That shit was crazy! I was like “YOU CHOPSHOP FAGS AIN’T NEVER BEEN FUCKED LIKE THIS HAVE YOU? THAT’S CAUSE YOU’RE GETTING BONED BY A HETERO! SURPRISE!”
[RAWBEE]: Aw shit that’s crazy HA AH AH!
[RAWBEE]: This gayboy/girl was like, “You can suck on my titties if you suck my dick first.”
[ME]: That bitch/boy must’ve been out her mind! Yo, what’d you say?
[RAWBEE]: I was like “What? I ain’t suckin’ your dick but YOU are still gonna let me suck on them tig ol’ bitties AND your gonna suck on MY dick instead…”
[ME]: Oh shit, what’d that RuPaul say?
[RAWBEE]: That dumb ass tranny said yes! HA! Can you believe that shit… BOOOM! I still got it baby! I should be a muhfucking lawyer or some shit.”
[ME]: Yo, you still got it! “Bro, I know you were drinking hard last night but do you remember what we did at the end of the night?”
[RAWBEE]: Shit, I’m not a light weight. Of course I remember. Those gay ass centaur bitches wanted to play that game they called SHOT IN THE MIDDLE.
[ME]: Yeah, they put a two shot glasses with the most expensive liquor in the place on the floor in the middle of 10 of those trannies while they jacked off like a bunch of homos.
[RAWBEE]: Then they each busted a nut in those two glasses and said we had to drink it.
[ME]: Yeah but they under estimated the UNGAY BOYS didn’t they?
[RAWBEE]: Hell yeah they did! We picked those two glasses up, finger scooped that gay ass jizz out of um, drank um down and said “NICE TRY YOU GAYBOYGIRLS BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU MIGHT WANNA FINE TUNE YOUR GAYDARS CAUSE THESE GUYS AIN’T GAY! THANKS FOR THE ALL NIGHT DRINK FEST FAGS!”
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