SLUTTY CAT

Alright, lemme try and explain this so it makes some kind of sense.  As you all know I have five cats; 3 males and 2 females.  The oldest one is female and she is either REALLY horny or just REALLY friendly.  I get the impression that she isn’t interested, sexually that is, in the opposite sex of her own feline species but rather is ACTUALLY sexually attracted to humans; particularly me.  Now I could just be imagining this but I don’t think I am.  I have concluded that my cat wants my dick….

            This reason I say this is because when I pet her along her back her ass end will start to rise.  Now having been around cats for some time now I know this is pretty normal behavior.  The problem is that the more I pet her down her back the higher her butt goes and her tail shoots straight up exposing her “goods.”  She will also start drooling and purring really loud.  This may all seem normal to you but to me it’s not.  It’s a sign that she wants it and wants it BAD. 

            I think the reason I haven’t made a move on my cat yet is because I can’t quite get the logistics of it down of how to bang my slutty cat.  My human penis would simply destroy my cat’s vagina and likely kill her; however, my pinky finger might not.  I have measured my finger and guesstimated the vaginal canal width and depth of my slutty cat using visual observation.  I’m assuming that my pinky, while still very large in cat penis terms, might fit.  In addition, my slutty cat has the benefit of having given birth to a litter of kittens at one point in her life.  This means her vagina has been stretched and made more elastic than a virgin cat’s. 

            I have caught myself staring at my slutty cats little grey cotton ball vagina on several occasions and am very tempted to just pinky that little horny bitch.  The question keeps arising in my mind, however, as to what her response would be.  Elation at the fact that her much anticipated dream of banging a human has finally come true?  Shear terror and much claw slashing and biting at having been fingered by a human, not to mention the inevitable awkwardness from then on between us?  I think the unknown outcome is the biggest deterrent to me making a move.  Unfortunately, I guess I’ll never get up the nerve to give my pussy’s pussy a try.  Fucking tease!