TAMPON ANNIHILATOR

As you all know, in the beginning of September my brother Dusty cut his own dick off.  Luckily, his wife found him bleeding out on the bed and got him to the E.R.  They replaced his genitalia with a pneumatic penile assembly and saved his life and sex life, as he was quite lack luster in the bed to begin with.  The details of all this are in my post “Pneumatic Erotica 2” from September 12^th.   So anyways, it’s actually pretty lucky for him that he got that new pneumatic penis assembly but at the same time it’s a double edged sword of sorts for his wife.  You see, his wife, Susie, has a hereditary condition called vaginal hyperdontia.  Now, regular hyperdontia is the condition of having supernumerary teeth, or teeth which appear in addition to the regular number of teeth (an extra growth of teeth in your mouth).  So VAGINAL hyperdontia basically translates to her having teeth in her vagina.  Now don’t scrunch your eye brows together in confusion.  What you’re thinking right now is correct.  She has what equates to a mouth pussy.  Not the scary kind of mouth pussy with fangs or K-9 teeth or something like that, they’re more like molars.  She has 10 vagimolars total; five on each side of her vaginal wall.  The problem Dusty has always had is that when he had intercourse it was like getting a blowjob from a girl who’s never done it before and lets too many of her teeth touch your penis shaft.  So imagine pounding a vagina full of teeth.  Not the most comfortable thing but I suppose after awhile you’d build up a callus on your dick so vagimolars didn’t rip your shit apart.  That turned out to be the case, Dusty told me.  His penile skin had the consistency of a cowboy’s leather saddle to handle the constant rubbing and scraping of the pussy teeth.  The problem, now, is that with Dusty having a pneumatic penis, his dick is harder than his wife’s vaginal teeth and his penis is now wearing them down.  She has had to have several vagimolars extracted as they’d been worn down to the root and were causing her severe pain.  If you’ve ever had your wisdom teeth removed you know that it may not be painful because of the numbing shots but it’s a bloody and gruesome event.  A dental surgeon and a gynecologist had to be called in to remove her first 4 vaginal molars.  They performed it in much the same way as you would for wisdom teeth using pliers, chisels, and various other medieval devices to shatter, crunch, and extract the teeth.  By the time the fourth tooth was pulled it looked like she’d been fucked with a chainsaw.  So, after multiple surgeries Dusty’s wife is now down to only 2 vagina teeth, one on either side.   Dusty and Susie are much happier now.   Susie is also grateful because now she can start wearing tampons again.  She couldn’t before because her pussy mouth would tear them to shreds.  When she was a young college student she’d perform tricks at her local bar on Friday nights for free drinks by chewing up whole Maxi Pads with her Clam.  The difficulty was when it wasn’t time to show off it would still act up.  In math class, her pussy ate the crotch out of her brand new Levi jeans.  On a trip to Myrtle Beach it swallowed her bikini bottom, completely, leaving her suddenly naked on the bottom.  Finally, she’ll never forgive herself, or rather her vagina mouth, for severing the tongue off of that poor sophomore kid who just wanted to give her some head.  Susie is grateful that her final surgery for those last two teeth is this next week.  I have high hopes for those two love birds; with Dusty’s pneumatic cock and Susie’s newly tooth-free pussy there’s nothing those two can’t overcome.