Horse porn needs to market itself better. I think there is some huge potential in that
niche’ of the industry. Now granted; of
all the bestiality porn, horse porn is far better known and embraced then let’s
say, pig porn or snake porn. I mean,
taking into consideration set up time alone, pig porn is far more
extensive. You have to get a heavy
canvas tarp to put on the girl’s back so the pig’s hooves don’t cut hunks of
flesh from her, feed the pig prior so it doesn’t chew into the back of her
skull, and wrap the big into a harness system with counterweights to reduce the
weight on the back of the actress. In
addition, the only position she can be in is doggy style. You might get a pork flavored BJ out of it
but frankly, who wants to see some chick sucking off a fat ass pig. Horses on the other hand, have the danger
factor of being trampled to death, getting a 3 foot long dick rammed into their abdomen (as was the case with the
Boeing engineer Kenneth Pinyan who died from anal sex with a horse [the video
is amazing by the way]), or drowning in horse jizz. The marketing problem that horse porn has, as
I mentioned at the beginning, is that it’s apparently relegated to just
Brazilian girls or rednecks. It’s
limiting itself. With some variety it
may draw a bigger audience. Dress the
horses up in school girl outfits, bring out some pigmy horses ala midget porn,
have the girls strapped onto the horses belly and get banged as the horses
gallop, I mean the possibilities are
endless. So; horse porn industry, let’s
break the shackles of the mundane farm scenes and get creative; you’re
livelihood may depend on it.
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Friday, November 23, 2012
HORSE PLAY MARKETING
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